America's favorite Pimp, with the help of a few friends, has attempted to bug a Federal office in Louisiana. The offices of Senator Mary Landrieu. When I say pimp, I'm talking about James O'Keefe of the Acorn pimp scandal of 2009. One of his helpers was Bobby Flanagan, whose father is serving as that state's U.S. Attorney. Not good at all.
What were these youngsters thinking? Well, the general assumption is that they wanted to pull a stunt that would top their antics regarding the Acorn pimp scandal. The troupe is still embroiled in court proceedings since their little act skated on illegal entrapment and false representation. With all that on their backs why would they take such a chance at this level when Landrieu was already looking like a sure defeat in November?
CNN and MSNBC have had some fun with this one, the networks have pretty much decided to wait until tomorrow, and I'm sure you're wondering about the other one. Nadda. Remember how Beck milked the Acorn scandal for all he could for what...7 weeks? Well. I'm curious if they'll spend more than 30 seconds on the Federal lawbreakers they had previously held in such high regard.
O’Keefe’s has already admitted to assisting in the the plan to enter the office under false pretenses and shortly after, a fourth member of their team was caught two blocks away with wireless reception equipment by the same make at what the boys had in the office. Good stuff.
Below is a small portion of the FBI report I found through the AP. It describes the event in better detail than some of the opinion shows on television:
According to the FBI affidavit, Flanagan and Basel entered the federal building at 500 Poydras Street about 11 a.m. Monday, dressed as telephone company employees, wearing jeans, fluorescent green vests, tool belts, and hard hats. When they arrived at Landrieu’s 10th floor office, O’Keefe was already in the office and had told a staffer he was waiting for someone to arrive.
When Flanagan and Basel entered the office, they told the staffers they were there to fix phone problems. At that time, the staffers, referred to only as Witness 1 in the affidavit, observed O’Keefe positioning his cell phone in his hand to videotape the operation. O’Keefe later admitted to agents that he recorded the event.
After being asked, the staffer gave Basel access to the main phone at the reception desk. The staffer told investigators that Basel manipulated the handset. He also tried to call the main office phone using his cell phone, and said the main line wasn’t working. Flanagan did the same.
They then told the staffer they needed to perform repair work on the main phone system and asked where the telephone closet was located. The staffer showed the men to the main General Services Administration office on the 10th floor, and both went in. There, a GSA employee asked for the men’s credentials, after which they stated they left them in their vehicle.
I think we are to assume that these 20-somethings have no recollection of the fun times this country had during the Watergate scandal. You know "federal wire taps" and the attempt to cover it up? The two statutes that snagged the culprits back then are still on the books today. Sections 1036 and 1362 of Title 18 are offered as links for you to look at, but the more serious charge is section 1362:
Whoever willfully or maliciously injures or destroys any of the works, property, or material of any radio, telegraph, telephone or cable, line, station, or system, or other means of communication, operated or controlled by the United States, or used or intended to be used for military or civil defense functions of the United States, whether constructed or in process of construction, or willfully or maliciously interferes in any way with the working or use of any such line, or system, or willfully or maliciously obstructs, hinders, or delays the transmission of any communication over any such line, or system, or attempts or conspires to do such an act, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both.
What effect do you think this will have on the Landrieu Senate race as a result of this botched TappingGate scandal? Will the voters see her as a victim of another conspiracy and re-elect her as a result? Or will they get the impression that these boys were on to something worth risking their freedom?
Update: as of 8:32 Wednesday evening, O'Reilly allocated 46 seconds to this story. Pretty much brushed it off as a foolish prank.